15 Amazing WTF Wedding Photos! 15. Threes Company- Uhm, do I really need to
explain this picture?! Nothing says a fruitful and fun night out
like alcohol and lots of it! Judging by their faces, Im pretty sure
none of them will remember this night. The first lady in the white dress has a white
heart symbol above her bosom, hope she didnt get that while she was drunk. The girl in the middle just looks completely
hammered with her eyes crossed and uneven stance.
In fact, shes spilling her champagne everywhere. The last girl looks like shes just getting
her night started. These ladies definitely know how to party
at a wedding. 14.
Flying Chicken- Most newlyweds throw flowers
or white doves as a symbol of their eternal love, but this picture tells a different story. It seems as if their bird of choice show up
unprepared for the event and by surprised I mean full fledged raw, premature, unseasoned,
naked and dead. While the blushing bride and enthusiastic
groom look excited and joyous on relishing the uncooked chicken, sadly the poor bird
will just fall straight to the ground. I cant help but wonder, what the poor birds
did to have such a tragic ending like this.
13. Big Heights- Nothing says true love like scaling
to the top of the wall and kissing at the top. While the picture angle gives a great view
of the guests and band members at the bottom, it sure does give it that wow factor. The bride and groom are held up by metal wires
to ensure safety, but I still wouldnt have the guts to do such a daunting task on my
wedding day.
However, Im sure this incredible moment
will never be forgotten among family and friends. Plus Im sure this will be the highlight
of the entire evening, and it makes a great story for coworkers, at parties and their
future kids. 12. Reptile Guests- Regardless of what reason
the groomsman has to offer, I dont blame the bride for trying to get away.
Complete with an assortment of snakes, lizards,
and iguanas; judging by the look on her face Im sure these reptiles werent invited
to the wedding. If these cold-blooded animals happen to be
a gift to the bride, I hope the groomsman doesnt feel bad if she tries to return
them. In fact, Im quite surprised the groomsman
can juggle all those animals with two hands or the snake around his neck hasnt tried
to strangle him. Overall, while they seem like a unique feature
to add to the wedding, I definitely dont think its appropriate.
11. Waterfall Escape- Why are they on a waterfall? Arent they afraid theyll fall off? A series of photographs like these were posted
online, and its photographer states you can only see weddings like these in Ukraine. While I dont doubt the online poster, it
definitely gives it that wtf factor. I think what the bride and groom were trying
to create was a romantic moment in the water.
But honestly, it looks awkward and cold. Its obvious to see that the bride apparently
doesnt care about ruining her wedding gown in the process. Overall Im sure this couple will never
forget their special day. 10.
Screaming Terror- Theres no doubt in my
mind that this brides attempt to remove her chastity belt looks extremely painful. I mean just look at those sparks from her
pelvic area as she screeches in victory.Theres got to be an easier way to remove that thing,
doesnt she have a key? While Im sure shes trying to make a
statement, it only looks like a freak accident waiting to happen. Well, Im sure this is the most hardcore
bride youll come across in this countdown. This is something Ill definitely want to
include on my bucket list.
9. Kegstand Bride- As taboo as it might sounds,
there are wedding kegs that exist, and many new brides have been caught on camera drinking
away, like this one. Many people think weddings have to be pristine
and uptight, but throw in a keg, and itll definitely make up for that long and tedious
ceremony you had to sit through. Not only is this a good way to get everyone
involved, but youll have a crazy story to go along with it.Plus having a keg cuts
the alcohol cost in half, and everyone can take turns getting a chug.
Besides, nothing shows a classy lady like
performing a keg stand at her own wedding. 8. Goth Wedding- I guess white wedding dresses
and old traditions have been kicked to the curb. For all those, who believe the bride needs
to be as pure as an angel can take a step back.
In Moscow, Russia; this goth wedding has caught
everyones attention. In fact, goth weddings have become a popular
theme throughout many countries all over the world. The bride dons a black wedding dress, and
the groom wears a white tuxedo. While its nothing short of ordinary, the
newlyweds look happy.
7. Missile Launcher- This picture poses a lot
of questions. Like where did they get that missile and what
are they going to do with it? Even more so, it is even legal to own a missile? The grooms stance behind the missile also
makes it twice as funny. What would even be funnier, is if the missile
went the opposite way! While I can only guess the missile was a highlight
of their wedding, Im sure its spectacle brought on a lot of curious park goers eager
to see it in person.
6. McDonalds Marriage- Cmon really? Getting married in McDonalds is quite a
bizarre spectacle. Especially since all of the customers and
staff are staring at you. This couple must really love the fast food
joint that much to get married inside a McDonalds restaurant.
I guess having your special day inside the
fast food chain isnt so bad if McDonald's offered free food. Aside from a free venue, theres also an
open reception, cheap food, a quick ceremony and the option of wearing comfortable clothing. 5. Cat Attack- Alright who let the cat in here? Its pretty obvious to see that this cat
was clearly upset about not being invited to the celebration and what better way to
take it out than to attack the brides veil.
While I dont blame the furry feline for
going towards the veil as it does look some fun toy to play with. I can only imagine the cats defeat as he
took that leap of faith and totally missed his target. I dont feel too bad, though, as Im sure
he landed on his feet like all cats do. That facial expression is just too funny! 4.
Bride Wedding Cake- Aside from the bride and
groom, the wedding cake is supposed to be on of the main features in a wedding that
captures the guest's attention. Theres no second guessing that this wedding
cake of the bride does exactly that! While Im sure most wedding cakes are supposed
to symbolize the newlyweds, it seems like all this bride was thinking about was just
herself. You see the absolute joy on the grooms
face as he takes a slice of the cake for himself. Or in another scenario, the groom might have
left the cake designing to his wife and ended up with this.
3. Dirty Mud Diving- Here comes the bride, all
brown and messy followed by her groom who is also just as filthy! Imagine donning a beautiful white wedding
gown, only to jump in a big mud puddle after the marriage ceremony. In small parts of the south, some people call
this fun and favored tradition. After the bride and groom seal their lasting
love with a kiss, both of them jump together in a mud puddle dressed in their wedding attire! Then family and friends soon follow, and everyone
has one big mud fight.
2. Drunk Bystander- Wedding photos are supposed
to immortalize your special day. However, this bride and groom got an unpleasant
surprise when a topless and pantless bystander was caught in the corner of their photos. It also doesnt help that this stranger
is drinking a beer and some beer bottles are also seen in the corner.
Im sure we all agree that this man needs
to put his clothes back on; and why is he even topless in the first place? This is definitely cringeworthy! 1. Nude Nuptials- A beach wedding is something
many people dream of doing. The cold sand, fantastic weather and excellent
view are significant factors. Plus theres also the lightweight outfits
which minimize the hassle of wearing a heavy wedding gown or a tight fitting tuxedo.
However, this couple decided to take it to
the next level by baring it all. But at least they werent alone in their
naked idea, the bridesmaids and groomsmen also showed skin at the wedding ceremony,
and I mean all of it. The only thing covering up the ladies breast
and the mens pelvic region is the strategically placed flowers..
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